Johannesburg City Bytes

Cool Runnings - Linden

This out of shape bouncer is patting me down, searching for contraband, maybe a panga concealed down the trouser leg or a homemade garbage cannon stuffed into my crotch.

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Male Bonding at the...

Skulking downstairs under the Valley Centre Mall in Craighall, next to a dodgy butchery, and below the Luvland sex shop, the Bushveld Pub offers no illusions, and rewards none.

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Thank Jah its Friday!

JHBLive sent their writer, Kate Turner, to recce a new nightspot. Taking her assignment to heart, she kicked up her heels, took up spliff, and changed her religion. She was last seen in...

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GoldBar

I haven't the foggiest idea why this place is called GoldBar: it is totally white. I'm speaking of the decor, not the clientele. As far as the clientele goes, I have no idea as we were...

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Gin

Ok, lets face it, Joburg nightlife as we (referring to me and my arty, trendy, creative-type friends) know it, seems to be grinding to a halt.

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